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This video is ridiculous people are making what I imagine when I was 8 minus the coke references.

WSU Football Thoughts

Excitement for the upcoming WSU football season is at fever pitch in my cubicle. My schedule with little helmets has been printed and posted. I’ve been reading my WSU sports blogs, http://blogspot.wsufootball.com/ is my favorite. To be honest, positive feelings are running are all I am feeling about the Cougs this season. The optimism may be limited to Cougfans because several, in fact all most all, major media sources have us rated as last in the Pac-10. Does anyone remember the last time the Cougs were picked last with a brand new coach

Let’s hope we have a Bennett in Wulff’s clothing. Everything I’ve read about the P. Wulff has been great. He’s a character guy to the bone, we’ve all heard or read the life struggle stories and if you haven’t you should because they are inspiring. His offense put up serious numbers at EWU, he has a strong distaste for UW, and played for the Cougs.

Westcoast Tebow, Jake Locker has been crowned the Savior of Montlake before he arrived in the U District. Well Ty Willingham better pray to Jesus Locker this whole season. It will be a minor miracle if the man who “holds his breathe while he runs” makes it through this season. The TRUE quarterback savior of Washington is Gary Rodgers. 6’7” and ripped up!

Here are my G-Rod memories thus far:

The drive at Auburn, 6 plays for 90 yards punctuated with a 50-yard TD to Cody Boyd. That was on a big stage, he has the arm, and the build (the Bledsoe build and he has to faster than Drew.)

Our backs should be a solid 1-2 punch with Tardy and Henry. Hopefully they change Trady’s glamour shot so he doesn’t look like a douche anymore on the new big screen in Martin Stadium. The pic says “my barber didn’t finish.” Yes, another terrible case of haircut blue balls.

Brandon Gibson is a top flight receiver. He’ll be in the league after this season and will be constantly double covered. Wulff has said he’ll take many different avenues to get Gib the ball hopefully not punting like Bumpus.

Mattingly is the player to watch on defense, he moved from LB to DE this year. Andy Football has a fuckin’ motor. He’s a playmaker and will be fun to watch this year and I pray his acclimation to the new position comes sooner than later. I am also looking forward to Xavier Hicks putting the hurt on people again. Ohhh the UCLA game was vicious and Brandon Breazell remembers his rib contusion well.

Yeah we have a lot of holes on the team but we always do. Cougar football is about over-achieving so are my over-achieving predictions.

August 30 - Oklahoma State/Seattle WIN
September 6 - California WIN
September 13 - at Baylor LOSS
September 20 - Portland State WIN
September 27 - Oregon WIN UPSET!!! HOMECOMING!!!
October 4 - at UCLA LOSS
October 11 - at Oregon State LOSS
October 18 - USC (FD) LOSS
November 1 - at Stanford WIN
November 8 - Arizona WIN
November 15 - at Arizona State LOSS
November 22 - Washington WIN
November 29 - at Hawaii WIN

I think the Portland State game will be closer than we’d like. We’ll shock Oregon for a big homecoming win. We beat UW a fourth consecutive time and seal the fate of Ty Willingham on the only day of the year where I cheer while seeing an A-Cup. A 8-5 overall record and Paul Wulff gets a .500 season. A 5-4 finish in the Pac-10 and a long awaited Bowl appearance. I may be sniffing the new coach/new offense fumes that’s ok sometimes things are better this way like the Pineapple Express.