Apple Cup Preview 5 of 5: Predictions

Apple Cup eve is here. Tuck the little ones in tight and leave out some Busch Lights for Santa Claus...

What is going to happen? I see one of two scenarios happening tomorrow. Either we are really, truely, the worst football team ever or we call up Icebox and pull some Little Giants action out. Annexation of Puerto Rico, please Coach Wulff.

The Cougs need to band together and fight fight fight for Washington State. Our Seniors need glory on their last trip out to Martin Stadium. Brandon Gibson needs a small reward for returning. Come on Greg Trent let's go. Give them the Glory Days.

Now I think I'm going down to the well tonight
and I'm going to drink till I get my fill
And I hope when I get old I don't sit around thinking about it
but I probably will
Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture
a little of the glory of, well time slips away
and leaves you with nothing mister but
boring stories of glory days

We might take a beating tomorrow, not the cool kind like Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

We may also pull off a close game. We are Daryll Blunt-less this year. This is the 101st Apple Cup or in my world the 2nd Apple Cup sans Blunt. UW has no Jake Locker that should help. I'm sure tons of Huskies will have the #10 jersey on, where's the love for Ronnie Fouch?

I will guarentee you the Cougs won't blow the Huskies out. Sorry not happening.

Final Predictions:

Cougs: 20
Huskies: 17
Turnovers: 8 combined
Babies Crying: 4
Adults Crying: 5
Game of Football: Irrepairably Damaged
Obama: President Elect
Zombie Apocalypse: 2015 (Walmart's Fault)
Arrests in Pullman: 15
Alcohol Poisonings: 7
Backslides: 25

I can't predict a Cougar loss I just don't have it in me. I will lose the Apple Cup of Ping Pong though, like every other fucking year... you know who you are and I hate you.

Cheers and Go Cougs!